I'm not buying the whole Cinderella story angle that Halloween is a trans holiday because people don't care what you're dressed as. 1)...

Stupid buzzword. I'd say it's an important issue: but it's really just meaningless drivel that technocrats say to feel important. ...

I Got Lost In Her Arms had nothing to do with her. I recorded the track for Michelle, who had skipped out on the open mic part of the...

Yes, I'm fully aware that she's a fan. But, c'mon, some of her PR was so manufactured! I'm in a mood, and that mood is cutting people...

The reason I don't like them is because the way Cass makes fun of me is really mean and I hate it. Cass and James both patronise and...

Because of the primacy of academic music in the modern arts and culture ecosystem, something that my generation doesn't really do is take...

Yes, we have those in New Zealand! When I went to Burnside, people used to jokingly say that Avonhead was Asianhead. In fact, my school...

Never seen it. Mum wouldn't let me watch Dragonball Z. I was pretty into Pokemon and Digimon.

People have become so 'concerned' about my feelings for Sondheim or Don or Chloe, yet nobody even asks me about my feelings regarding...

That's what people really want me to do. Like, AMPP is a joke, but for reals I think that the organisers are starting to follow my antics....

Well, I think the Dakumentary pretty much sets me up as the Howard Ashman of the AI revolution. All that mix of traditional stuff with...

Well, the idea of doing festival gigs or touring as a freak says it all: rock has become commodified and isn't really a place for...

He's the other New Zealand musician that I'm often compared to, alongside Jack Body and Don McGlashan. I've never studied with him, but...

Unusual phrases From daily life. Recontextualised by precious punctuation. Gimmicks Like This That Make People Think They're Smart. ...

That are watching ahead and binging the shows so they can feel smug ... that's the part of the channel that I hadn't really anticipated. ...

Waking up each morning, With a fuzzy brain. Feeling the pain of those Quetiapine pills. They help me sleep, But I feel dead inside....

Well, it's pretty bloody awful. From 2025, we'll be in a radically different environment. Like, my career in journalism started in 2018,...

Look, you tried to teach me a lesson, but it backfired and now I'm teaching you. How can you possibly still have this idea in your head:...

The Prime Omelette = Chris Luxon (The Prime Minister) Chippy = Chris Hipkins (Leader of Labour) The Pink Skull = David Seymour (Leader...

I'm quite proud that Steven ripped me off. Like, it was all technical bits and pieces, rather than taking our plot and/or our characters....