Why do all the NZ culture vultures want me to open for Don or sing at open mics? Because that's a fairly low-status activity, and they...

It angers me that people who are already making a decent income as administrators, producers or videographers are bitching and moaning...

Crying myself to sleep, weeping to console myself beyond the safety of plausible deniability. The charades of youth are gone. The flirty...

I wonder how many 21st century kids reckon that the great man theory is bullshit, but still venerate Steve or Lin or Maury Yeston or...

Hi, I gather that you've heard my Merrily demos. I don't really want to be Frank or Charlie, but I really like your films. Big fan. The...

That's what I filled in on my benefit application, though there was a living apart category. I mean, yeah, it's this giant open secret...

Ok, so why did I arrange those demos of Merrily? Mostly because I was bored: this isn't a sitting week for Parliament. - Plus it's...

Like, Tam: how are you not getting this? I didn't like the things that were said about me in that hui, and I really didn't appreciate...

Need to replace my laptop monitor. That's going to be $300-400, which is why I'm not going to be able to make it up for J Day. If you...

Privileged people do that. It really ticks me off how Cass made this big song and dance about being Asian and then claimed I was being...

Respect my legally reasonable decision to boycott ALL gigs until I get a full and meaningful apology from Tory Whanau. Cadence, if I...

Ladies, I'm not reaming you out cos you're brown. I'm reaming you out cos one of you was the local councillor, and the other was a...

If I'm right and Chloe really did have a mental breakdown, then it's truly bizarre that there hasn't been much reporting of it. Says it...

There is no legal way to force production, and Gibson Group also have to cease. EVERYONE has to cease in order for my letters to have...

No, I refuse to make the film and you cannot legally force me, despite your threats of criminal charges. That is the legal position. It's...

No 'almost ready' no 'must be ready' no 'must be Tina' no 'must open for Don' ONLY 'I said no, and those apologies are actually...

See, Julie Anne, I'm not blaming you. It's pretty obvious you had no idea. But yeah, particularly given how much effort has gone into...

I hope that my Pink Skull will become more recogniseable than David Seymour (eventually).

Technically, I'd say that the editing process was the actual movie orgy, and that the finished film is like the archived version of the...