'why won't you tuck?'

The bulge isn't illegal. In my world, people aren't as offended by penises. Anyone who knows anything at all about penile health won't recommend tucking. It's fine for a two-hour show, but it causes real problems 24/7. I wear shapewear. There's no chance of it slipping out; part of threatening me involved alleging that I'd exposed myself to people (never happened). Pippa came up with that solution. Tones my arse nicely as well!