To the manosphere

The Beatles were the kind of poofs that you'd probably have beaten up in school. They weren't alpha dogs, they weren't buff and they weren't always pounding strange. Paul and George were both polyamorous. John was barely faithful. Ringo prefers trannies. Despite this, they're (still) so famous that you're hoping to wring billions from them. Your plans to frame them like Marvel superheroes is why Sir Paul rebelled. He wanted to recognise his old mates in the movie: we worked on every line together. Sir Peter and I weren't exactly cool either...