To the Film Commission
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No, you can't pretend like my 1980's Dunedin Rock film is a derivative of Weeded Out. The only reason you're attempting to pull that shit is that those songs aren't in Shipwrecked on Islands, and you thought I might bend as a result. Sorry. The Imagine Triptych is on track to make more money than any films in history. Well over $100 billion, including publishing the hits and other subsidiary uses. I know, it shocked me as well! We tapped into the international market. - That means the songs are too expensive for you. Buy my treatment and write others. No, I won't play the lead. Jordan Rivers can. If we do it for Imagine, then my songs are on the table. - The Weeded Out money has to go to me. Account of profits following fraud = I win. Yes, it's $3 million, but my trans documentary series might cost that much. My suggestion is that the Commission take a year off for retooling. No new films until the safety of your process is proven.
The irony is richly apparent. Tories just don't like admitting loss. Despite years of calling me a barely competent person and grade-A creep that needed to 'graduate' to a Film Commission film, I've produced several independent features. These films are generally considered to be strong, perhaps better than yours. The PSNA film is on track to win me an Oscar. You guys couldn't even film that rally. Several of my films are getting theatrical runs on the back of our TV success.