To Sony and Disney

I didn't stalk your actors or director on social media. Your people stalked me, secure that your clout would allow them to bully me and turn me into your secret sauce. If Paul Mescal was reading my posts, that doesn't make me liable for his death. It means that he concocted a sadistic revenge scheme to get Michelle back, and those posts of mine which he read were the engine that motivated his particular choices. As I said, I had those people in my head attempting to make me believe that they were Paul or Ringo, so it's not like I'm blind to their attempts to interfere in my life. It's obvious that my statement regarding New Zealand being too far away to lead to unpleasantness was why they chose to abduct Sir Paul and Michelle. - People die in tragic circumstances. The problem for you lot is that Sam Mendes would have been the ideal scapegoat, had he not been killed in the hostage situation as well. That means that the studios are going to be blamed, not an individual. Imagine Multimedia is essentially scandal-free. We're forming it in response to your crap, and hopefully it'll make a better Beatles trilogy as well.