To my enemies

Steve Barr, you've failed to win support to produce my script. You lied about me and cheated me. You owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars. Further discourse regarding this is everywhere on this blog. That's not in dispute. Weeded Out is my property, not yours. My songs aren't yours, and I didn't even give your idiots the leadsheets for the hits. You are going to face a charge. That's not really in doubt. - Cass -- take the minimum time on HDCA. You put your name on those DeviantArt accounts: own it and take the time. What did you think was going to happen? If you don't do the deal, then it'll be stalking and conversion therapy charges. You can't bounce back from those. James: you weren't as stupid, but you have to lose. HDCA + whatever else will stick. Take the minimum time and apologise. Be graceful in defeat, rather than petulant children who want their favourite toy. That's why everyone in Wellington turned against you two. You shits told people I was exposing myself to children. You said I was an irredeemably perverted kinky freak that wasn't safe. You said I was a mentally retarded spaz who had a freak voice only you could tame. When Wellington discovered the truth, most of them came around to my side. You're National people, not lefties. That's what Chardonnay Socialists regards. It helps that I'm a world-class singer and you two aren't. - VUW - write a small cheque and make a lavish public apology. You'll underwrite the hui and admit total fault regarding reputational damage that you caused as a way of forcing me to return. You'll take the hit with no equivocation and you'll clearly articulate your motives, which were commercial in nature. The police are insisting that Salina needs to face a serious charge. Not a piddling one: she breached the Crimes Act and the Privacy Act. That's a serious crime that VUW may well be implicated in. Settle with me to head off a really serious investigation. - Tory: you crossed a line. You will need to come to the hui. You started this shit in the first place, so you'll be there when it ends. If the cops lay a charge on you, tolerate it. We're really after Nadine, but you need to show humility and quit picking on me. That's why I'm mentioning you; let me be. It's not my fault if my boycott was news in Melbourne as well. All those Kiwis who migrated for work before you knew me from social media... Keep raising your kids by apologising to me. Seems like a good deal, right? - Luxons: it's over. You're sunk in the polls and bullying me hasn't helped. Your insatiable hatred won over lots of voters to AMPP's cause. I'm not sure if you'll face charges, but Golriz is pointing the finger at you. Don't complain because I caught you; reflect on your choices. - Don Brash: you can't trespass me from the mall, so give it up. Golriz is gunning for you, so don't pretend. She won't take a cheque. It'll be an apology + a sentence. A lot of this case hinges on extortion or blackmail that you abetted. - Sam Mendes: it's over. Paul said he won a few days ago, and since then I've noticed that all the Facebook harassment has ceased. Macca's in a jubliant mood! Mr. Mescal had a personal beef, but you were just being an entitled dickhead. We're making our Beatles film, and you're probably going to find another film to make. Perhaps you and your hotshot writers could write something original?

Perhaps you could make money from your own brain rather than mine or Paul's? Perhaps it could be set in the sixties, using your existing sets (if you've built any)? - To Taylor's 'allies' -- look, she's known me for years and she knew my political alignment. She wants to grow up, and you're stopping her. She'd like to live a life that's a bit less of a tradwife cliche. That's why she likes Baby Face. She can direct like a man, but still use her skills as a singer/actress to make an incisive comment about glamour and celebrity. Taylor's open-minded about the polyamoury that's happening in my life. She's meeting them all, and she already knew Jane. You're the bigots who want her to support a world she largely detests. You can't get me to be a lame support act. She wants me to help her direct. Helping as a producer that's made a few features, not as a co-director. I didn't tell Taylor or Paul to stop touring. I just said the model was broken. What Paul did in LA is the new blueprint. Residencies, not one-night stands.