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The ring

  • Writer: Amanda Riddell
    Amanda Riddell
  • Jan 4, 2025
  • 1 min read

Nobody has asked me to take it off, and neither have they asked if I'm married. I'm wearing cheap jewelry to Parliament. The ring is an idea from a Seinfeld episode, and it totally does result in fewer come-ons. Hannah gifted me the pounamu. She was drunk on her birthday!


Amber gifted me the amber ring I wear on my index finger on one of my birthdays. - - Well, I repeat myself because there's always some new group of people hassling me.

 
 
 

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