My sex life...

Well, it's nonexistent in the traditional sense. All my partners are too busy or too traumatised. I wanked a lot, but the SIS etc. turned that into conversion therapy. They tried all the MJ tricks, but it backfired in the new era. - It's more like polyamoury in the 1960's than today. "I love my friends, and they love me ... whatever we get: we share!" We're talking about sleeping together, not crazy group sex. Chlöe used to sleep with Golriz when they were both MPs. Sir Paul was very keen to resurrect that particular Sixties thing. He liked to sleep over with Taylor Swift (in the same bed). Chlöe likes the idea of cuddle parties. - No, I'm not interested in kids. I prefer older people, mostly women. I'm good at teaching kids, though. Took a postgraduate pedagogy course. Prepubescent people treat me as an authority figure, not a freak. - One downside of AMPP not being a hit in the UK is that they're not getting it. I'm not some camp queen: in fact, I'm a reaction to that. So sick of all that garbage. I'm a fa'afafine. No wigs, no makeup, no fake tits... just me being me. My activist comedy is grounded in reality.