Addicted To Youth

Open mic Tuesdays With comics and tunes. Leading to quiz shows, Then menacing goons. Hapless pubescents Silenced by lawyers. All of the tabloids Concealing the truth: We're addicted to youth. Picking up women With juvenile tits; Worshipping gay boys With functioning bits. Horny old closets Conceal their disease: Asking their ages, But they never say please... Complicit producers Controlling our screens; Watching their hairlines While hiding the truth: We're addicted to youth. Time keeps on flowing With everyone knowing The past is in the past. But victims can't handle Their rapist's old jandal: Their lives weren't meant to last. Open mic Tuesdays With slutty young coons; Leading to movies Of drunken old hoons. Promising prospects Laid at their feet: Checking their ages Like they're pieces of meat. Hapless pubescents Raped by the A-list. All of the tabloids Concealing the truth: They're addicted to youth. Complicit producers Controlling our scenes, Watching their programmes Confessing their truth: They're addicted to youth. Amanda Riddell November 2026 PS: tried to turn this into a song, but made a hash of it...