Why can't you work with me, stalkers?

Because you're doing it the wrong way. Instead of doing what most people in showbiz do, which is call a meeting at their office or at a restaurant, you decided to stalk me and use knowledge of my sex life to bully me. This eventually escalated to blackmail. That's a criminal offence, as were several of the previous efforts that you resorted to. - I filed police reports; I had an overdose; you blackmailed me the following week. That's the chain of events. Anything else is pure fiction. There's no 'compromise now that you're a Beatle' clause... you threatened me with jail, and I'm merely returning the favour.