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To Wellywood

  • Writer: Amanda Riddell
    Amanda Riddell
  • 14 hours ago
  • 1 min read

I'm sorry, but being told to make a film that my stalkers rewrote isn't ok. Take the Beatles NZ tour idea and run with it, making your nut in the process. Stand up to Peter and force him to unionise in order to make it. - Back Shipwrecked on Islands 2030 and get paid. Build a culture that isn't afraid of Hollywood, nor dependent upon them. - The gay community is welcome to create a variation of Weeded Out about their lives. Unfortunately, Conan made that weaksauce webseries which proves my talent, rather than the subject matter, was what made my gay script a gem. The script upset a bunch of non-binary pricks, but everyone's saying that I was right and we do need to move beyond identity politics to achieve lasting social change.

 
 
 

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