To the plagiarists

It's come to my attention that Salina and Jake have pilfered my oeuvre. The scores are mostly available on my website and registered with APRA. No, Jake didn't compose Hidden Emotions or The Ill-Made Knight. - What I hate most about this is that Jake's a young, sexy guy that's charismatic, so he got all the support that he needed (including me helping on his Master's thesis). I'm a third gender fairy that people love to hate, so you excluded me from society unless I was willing to be your bitch. Sally Jane has shown that she has no class at all. - No, Portrait of a Knight wasn't a Master's thesis. These Words Are Meant For Someone was a commission. I left the NZSM because Michael Norris hated the musical. There's no accreditation: I don't have a degree on my wall. Emanuel paid me to set his poems to music. In fact, we didn't even get a discount when renting the ACR. I'm pushing for an eight-figure settlement from VUW over this. Ironically, the international audience wasn't fooled. Everyone knows that Michael Riddell/Amanda Michelina is a serious composer. I'm putting all my pieces under the new name for legal reasons. Why? Because Sondhiem plugged me. You can't buy that type of publicity.