To the fairweather 'friends'

No pops evenings of any kind. No performances.

Again, I'm trying to (finally) get taken seriously as an opera composer.

Here's the basic point: if you haven't spent more than 30 minutes in a room with me in the entire year, then you don't get to ask me to perform.

Ideally, more than half an hour alone. You have no idea how much I hate performing, particularly for those slimy shits.

Why do you think I do it on the streets or informally? Because I like that.

But I majored in composition cos the idea of giving endless recitals pisses me off. -

Stop using porn to communicate with me if you're too afraid to write an email.

Grow up and let me say no because I gave bloody good reasons.

No performances, no recitals.