To Marama and Chippy

Look, I know that the two of you are inherently conservative campaigners, but that's crap. You'll keep your jobs, but everyone else is jockeying for position. You and your team may keep paying lip service to the poor, but your pathetic campaigns are the real disappointment, not Luxon bullying his way into another term. - Given you're on a hiding to nothing and don't have a spare $10 million to outspend them, then it behooves you to consider a Dak approach. You're all using the same AI as me to make your slop each day; do something else. Even poorly formatted posters are better: it's got to stick out! Announce forward-thinking policies that your backroom have been killing since 2023. Nick my First Language Guarantee...