The PM is very unlikely to have seen my balls

Believe me, there must have been like 20 other people who could've seen them, and the vibe that I get around Parliament is that they like me more than the Omelette, so I'd say that people think it was probably the bulge. It's a bit phobic to say that my bulge is the same as me walking around without undies. What happened? Long skirt got caught between the seats, stumbled a bit. Also happened a couple of times when Jacinda was PM. - Same goes for Jake, btw. Wasn't hard, wasn't putting out. He was hard, though. - Guitar society: possible, but a fleeting second while adjusting my footstool. Fairly sure I showed people what they saw was my undies and an optical illusion created by the nylon interacting with the silky undies.