So, you're a masochist...

Don't say that this battle of the bulge is arousing me: it's definitely not. When I said that thing in the Big Smoke, I was referring to the ideas that you lot were putting in my head, ie that you thought my dick was growing in public and that you thought that I was attracted to kids. So, that was more the thrill of transgression, and thumbing my nose at those who believed that I was into kids. But yes, the idea that I was being shat on did make me somewhat aroused. -

I basically get off on physical pain, and I do occasionally mildly harm myself, ie by wanking with an abrasive sock that rubs my dick raw and makes it bleed ... no prizes for guessing why I'm doing that if you've read my Fantasia Italiana drafts.

Part of why I liked running scales btw. Sitting in that chair for an hour or so definitely brings out my masochistic streak.