Season's greetings

Amanda Riddell
Jan 14, 2025
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The political season Has begun: Unwelcome as A Rugby match In mid-late February. The Omelette masses His forces, As courses fill up On how to emigrate To Australia. The left are still weak: jerking each other off For crashing a server. They'd better take a swerve, or They'll be taking a powder in 2026. Politics is won by advertising campaigns, Not by policies. Didn't think I knew that, eh? Amanda Riddell January 2025

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