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Measured my dick

  • Writer: Amanda Riddell
    Amanda Riddell
  • Nov 21, 2024
  • 1 min read

It wasn't a totally scientific measurement, given I was using a digital ruler, but I was right in the video when I said it's about 5 inches erect. Slightly more: like 5.2 inches after I climaxed. That's a totally standard, normal penis size, so all this fucking bullshit about my monster cock had better die now. Like, as a man, I'm basically statistically average, except for my big butt/hips.

 
 
 

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