I have no sense of smell

For real. I honestly cannot smell for the life of me, and this came up again during laser hair removal (I couldn't smell the burning hair). 🤯💀 When I'm high, I occasionally think I smell things, but it takes a pretty strong odour. This is why I find it easier to follow the (real) advice from scientists, which is to only shower once or twice a week. A lot of hippies stop showering entirely, and that's probably the future.