'get clean; teach at VUW'

1. No. All the best musicians in the world drink and do drugs (or take beta blockers). It's actually part of passing the test with Sir Paul. He's been dosing his coworkers since the late 1960's. He doses me with benzedrine and microdoses of LSD. Fairly sure he did so with psilocybin and mescaline as well.
   

2. I'd make the same amount of money with far fewer rules as a private teacher. I'm giving Taylor Swift some free lessons at the moment; I can choose to do that as a vocal coach or composition teacher.
   

3. Disney doesn't own Beatles Invade New Zealand! They just wish they did. Despite their claims of life rights, the screenplay isn't their intellectual property. 'Life rights' aren't relevant to our original material, including little riffs that were based on my personal life and not Sir Paul's. The irony is that we had Apple Corps archivists checking our fantasy when they weren't interested in the other films. https://chatgpt.com/share/6a419473-70e4-83ec-8576-45e11b3749d8 It's not infringing on Sir Paul's life: he wrote it with me, and he contends that Disney never acquired his signature, just a facsimile that James McCartney rubber-stamped. You can't steal our IP. If you could, I'd be in a courtroom. I'm not. Disney must accept their defeat, and the antitrust suit that's coming along with it.
   

4. The only reason you want me to enter academia is to shut me up politically. AMPP is the biggest hit since the Dagg Party, and we're slightly more serious.
   

5. All of the people who are insulting me via the tea leaves and the back channels made millions of dollars from exploiting my intellectual property illegally, or from claiming that I'd make personal appearances and give command performances.
   

6. I'm literally my own brand, just like Taylor. In fact, Taylor wants to merge our brands under the Michelina umbrella. I'm not interested in being a corporate shill when my allies and I are building a cooperative competitor. She thinks the new name will set her free, much as it did for me.
   

7. Every time you harass me, there's a chance the evidence will cause convictions. You're literally digging yourselves deeper with each pornographic image.
   

8. Does VUW really want to be associated with Disney after the shootout? One of your recent employees was nearly killed by her sadistic ex-boyfriend. I'm laying some of the blame at your feet: you let Michelle be controlled by that prick while she was working for you.
   

9. Does the Wellington Council really want to protect VUW when Wētā is actually the more important business of the two? Their projects are worth more than VUW, and their people are generally much better behaved.
   

10. I didn't have a tenth one, but I thought I'd make it thematically Christian for all those MAGA pricks that work for Disney. I can't help but notice 'our audience hates that' only ever applies to ideas that MAGA finds too liberal, not ideas that are overly conservative or tokenistic.