Avoiding the penis police

Amanda Riddell

4 hours ago

1 min read

I wear Spanx. Pippa, my Mum, came up with that idea after I was getting paranoid. They're cheap, effective and any crap about your bulge is just that: crap. If you were wearing tight tan jeans, you'd have a similar outline. Natzees in Johnsonville played that game with me, and they've lost (convincingly).

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