Am I really Māori?
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I'm so sick of this question! Iwi whakapapa books aren't available to the general public...
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Yes, and I knew of a vague connection to Ngāti Mahuta since 2017.
My paternal uncle sent me photos, one of which was Princess Piki's wedding party.
Those were of ET Huia Riddell, and family photos that he had easy access to.
She was known as Nanny Riddell by Riddell's of his generation.
My uncle used her to claim affiliation with the iwi and the Tainui trust.
This was later confirmed by the National Library in 2025.
It turns out that my great-great-grandfather had an affair with a woman from the tribe.
In those days, they gave the white-passing kids to their Pākehā whānau.
It's in the whakapapa book. My great-grandfather was Henry Riddell.
Taylor Swift's from my great-grandmother's family. Hope Bailey.
She was whāngai and full-blooded.
Taylor's actually half-Native American as well as slightly Māori (1/16th Māori).
Her father and my father were cousins, hence we're distant cousins.
The shock of discovering my relation to Tupaia was extensively verified.
This discussion is indicative of tory racism and envy.

- My mother visited Samoa on her own when I was a child. I always wondered why... One of my other uncles confirmed that my mother and her younger sister were bastards. It's not a bloody fake tan. I got tanned filming that Palestine rally in December 2025. In fact, the redness of my face and hands was seen as a sign of being tūrehu. - How much so? Around two-fifths. I'm one-quarter Samoan. My real grandmother was Kate Nocifora. Brad Buxer (Brad Foley) is related to her aiga. My mum used to say that people thought she was Māori because her tan is so dark.
My paternal grandmother Olga was adopted (whāngai). She's from Ngāti Hāua. That's why my skin is light. They're descended from tūrehu. Carmen was from that iwi. She's a fellow King Country gurl. Much like with Ruby King, they made her look darker in early photos. Her skin was always a lightish brown, enhanced by dark makeup. When this came to light, a lot of people said that they presumed I was Māori. Why? My skin when I tanned + my physical features.
To the racists: there are light-skinned and auburn hair alleles in Polynesian genes. Tūrehu are the result of the founder effect, as they settled centuries ahead of main waka. Bruce Biggs even gives specific iwi affiliations for tūrehu in his history of Tainui. They are real. They were paler of skin. This is well-attested in oral history. Kupe's adze was dated to much earlier than previous archaeological evidence. I saw it on Waka Huia, and the family history people etc. decided to carbon date it. - When you mix those with 'Celtic' heritage, you get what Dave Roil calls 'Scottish Māori.' He told me that when people accept they're real, then people will get over it. Damian McKenzie plays for the Māori All Blacks. I'm related to Kane Williamson…