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To SPADA

  • Writer: Amanda Riddell
    Amanda Riddell
  • May 25
  • 1 min read

Has it ever occurred to you that people would respect me on the set if you did your job and told them to listen to the transvestite director rather than spreading bogus rumours? Unfortunately for you, there aren't many feature film directors in New Zealand. I'm proven, and the fact that I made several for nothing on cheap cameras proves it. Unlike your twats, I write, direct, edit, do the VFX, promote and defend my own movies. - You weren't the ones getting blowback for These Words Are Meant For Someone. You weren't the ones who cited fair dealing to defend The Dakumentary. You weren't the ones who wrote all my hit songs. You didn't write a drama script that was as good as Weeded Out. Most importantly, you didn't get away with an unauthorised Beatles film script. Yes, Sir Paul wrote it, but it still required a careful defence. I think that means that I'm ready. Support me after the apology hui.

 
 
 

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Amanda Riddell
Amanda Riddell
May 24

Come to the hui. Bring your chequebooks. Admit the conspiracy was real. SPADA has to have their mana diminished; that's how reciprocity works.

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