Look, again, you are welcome to play fan fiction writer and wish that I would include Dakumentary or Shipwrecked or Perfumed Garden...

Consciousness isn't just the illusion of infinite recursion; it's an illusion of infinite shared recursions. It takes both self-reference...

Believe me, there must have been like 20 other people who could've seen them, and the vibe that I get around Parliament is that they like...

More emails came from VUW's mailing lists today. It's you and the ACT Party that are currently ruining my morning... It's a kick in the...

For those who aren't showbiz people: demo is short for demonstration (seems obvious). What that means is that, in musicals, we literally...

You're just a stand-in for most of the professional entertainment industry in this rant. If I was so keen to avoid being Tina that I was...

It's really simple: forgive my debt. All of it. Publicly apologise for mistreating me. The money's not so important, but it's a gesture...

That's the term for a lot of the rhymes in the Shipwrecked on Islands title song. Aro Valley/Alleyways. planet/fan-at-tention. ...

People have been asking after my accidental drug overdose. A strange one is the chalkboard gags in The Simpsons. Regardless of what's...

In the AMPP policy document ... well, it's a massive country that's even closer than China. We don't trade much with them now, but if we...

It's probably been done by now, but the idea goes that Mrs. Krabappel is sick and a new substitute teacher finds out that Bart has a...

Using a forensic psychiatrist as a method of persuasion is genuinely illegal. You can't complain to the FTAC when I'm simply writing my...

If there was one politician that saw the AMPP pirate show, it was her, so it's awesome that she dug it and the Dak film. Never talked to...

Line of sight with one of the villains today: the Pink Skull (David Seymour). He wasn't pleased to see me. Did that chin 'piss off'...

You may have loved New York, but I didn't go. Don't really care what they think, and the last thing I want is for The Perfumed Garden to...

I'd say that the Christchurch Call is useful for social media platforms, but since then we've seen an explosion of right-wing social...

Until the recent age of identity-based themes, it was part of the bargain of plays or films that they might present views that the...

No, I'm not joining you. I hate academia and think your lives aren't better than mine. I don't need a PhD to be a great composer, and it...

They have no legal right to my voice, to my songs or to my script. Dave's the person I'm writing with, not Red Scare. - James and Cass,...

I don't want to play guitar in public at the moment and this won't change until apologies occur. Ultimately, this is how it all shook...